Cel 1: 
Location: Somewhere Else
SLASH!!!
RIIIPPP
GASHHH!!!

Cel 2:
Goku says: Wow, that's a pretty tough rooster.  18, you never told me strip poker was this fun!

Cel 3:
Wolverine says: He's not really a rooster...
Android 18 says: And the game is over...

Cel 4:
Cloud says: Now if you don't mind I have 40 thousand years to catch up on.

Cel 5:
Scourge says: I wouldn't count on it!